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Grading Papers and Health Hazards in Jamaa

First of all, who likes the new theme? You can answer that in the poll to the right. (If some of the words do not show up, tell me.)

And in Jam Mart Furniture, we have an incredible, amazing item - nay, not an item, but a masterpiece!


Look at the grand woodwork! And the best part? You get to grade the papers. Yes, that's right, you can even give an F. Unfortunately the desk comes as an A+... (Come on AJHQ, at least a C-).

Moving on, here is one of the most important questions you will be asked all day. Why oh why do the doors to Bahari Bargains look like this on the outside:


And this on the inside:


You know, that's what I'm concerned about here. I mean, it's gotta be a health hazard. Just look at these walls!


Come on AJHQ! This thing could collapse at any given moment. You shouldn't have a hazard like this open to the public. Even the Diamond Shop seems to have gone through a natural disaster or two. Just look at these pillars.


Hey wait - wasn't it just constructed? Oh no. It's true! AJHQ is trying to make dangerous buildings! They want buildings to crush little kids! What happened to Animal Jam being a "Safe Environment"?


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8 comments:

  1. They need to put caution signs up :P - xXRobinHoodXx

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    1. I consider them more of a decoration, anyway. They're great stores, but I think of them as damaged by phantoms and needing heavy magic to hold them up, but the magic is easily replenished and so the stores are nearly impossible to break. Hope this creativity helped. c=

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  2. I like the new blog design :3 Aww,the desk is member. D:

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  3. I luv your posts gecko! Even if i don't always agree with you, they still give me a laugh ^-^

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  4. Your posts are really really funny! But to me, I think the reason that the doors are sort of broken is because AJ is trying to say that the buildings are sort of old and it's like they make it look like the Jammers are discovering some sort of hidden place that's been abandoned for a lot of years.

    :)

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  5. knock, knock,
    who's there?
    bannana
    bannana who?
    Knock, Knock,
    Who's there?
    bannana
    bannana who?
    Knock, knock
    orange
    orande who?
    orange you glad i did not say bannana?

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